Meow with it now! Meow with it now! She's a seven pound, black, domestic, short hair, Eats plants, she's the queen of the lime green armchair, Drinks a bunch of water, jumps up on your face and burps, Makes an itty-bitty-kitty sound, drinks and slurps Crawling on the ground, but now they're coming to the ring, Walking lighter than air, silence is everything, Sleeping all day, creeping all night, Killing bugs with her fluffy butt by candlelight Rally round the litter with a pocket full of nip, They rally round the litter with a pocket full of nip, They rally round the litter with a pocket full of nip, They rally round the litter with a pocket full of nip I ain't no pre-madonna just a diabolical kitten, Digesting my favorite canned food, chicken! Fucking up your furniture stretching my legs, Ryan's in the kitchen making bacon and eggs Shitting on your feelings like I did in the litter, I'm not a dog, bitch, I don't need a babysitter, I do what I want and follow no one, Ain't no war in this house 'cause I've already won Rally round the litter with a pocket full of nip, They rally round the litter with a pocket full of nip, They rally round the litter with a pocket full of nip, They rally round the litter with a pocket full of nip Meow with it now! Cats on parade! Meow with it now! Meow with it now! Cats on parade! Cats on parade! Oh! Give her some ham and cheese, Dive into the laundry just to go to sleep, Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Cali the Cat! Oh! Give her some catnip please, Crawl into my arms just to get a squeeze, Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Cali the Cat!